Inauguration is Near...Saying Goodbye To The Past Eight Years
You are cordially invited
to the official, pre-inauguration opening
of The George W. Bush
Presidential Library
The following rooms will be dedicated:
THE TEXAS AIR NATIONAL GUARD ROOM
where you don't actually have to show up
THE HURRICANE KATRINA ROOM
which is still under construction
THE ALBERTO GONZALES ROOM
where you won't be able to remember anything
THE WALTER REED HOSPITAL ROOM
where they don't let you in
THE GUANTANAMO BAY ROOM
where they don't let you out
THE NATIONAL DEBT ROOM
which is huge and has no ceiling
THE TAX CUT ROOM
(Admission is restricted to the wealthy)
THE AIRPORT MEN'S ROOM
where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators
THE ECONOMY ROOM
which is in the toilet
THE IRAQ WAR ROOM
where, after you complete your first tour, you
go back for a second...a third, a fourth...
THE DICK CHENEY ROOM
in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery
THE ENVIRONMENTAL CONSERVATION ROOM
still empty, but warm...and getting warmer
THE DECIDER ROOM
complete with dartboard, Magic 8-Ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.
THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ROOM
(No one has yet been able to find it.)
THE SUPREME COURT GIFT SHOP
where you can purchase an election
Note: The George W. Bush Library is equipped with an electron microscope to help
locate the President's accomplishments.
So many choices... I can't decide!
ReplyDeleteFortunately, we won't have another four or eight years to have to add rooms to it!
ReplyDeleteDat funny because as we speak Zongo is building a new room in 'Fire in the Hole' called the Gimp Room and he plans to put Louise in there before Gimpy comes back,but first he must find her.
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