I've got my chick-o-stick, but, Louise may well be ON THE BORDER by now!

The posse has come down from Tombstone to aid in our search for Louise. That Sock Monkey Slut has blown away her last vodka pump. She's gonna get hauled in!

And, I've got somethin' else to say. If I am declared the winner of this 70's song-off tonight, my prize is to see Louise clean up her act. She's gonna head straight to the next AA meeting and we're all gonna hide the drugs & booze from her and see her walk the line.

Gee, maybe Sally & Rod can take her home with them for awhile? Sally did offer. Next thing we know, Louise will be crocheting doilies and singing hymns. Can you dig it?